Reblog if you've ever smelled a book. My mom...
fandom-nerd-girl221b: little-miss-fangirl-24: ageofrogues: ilikelookingatnakedmen: Huh? I thought everyone did that? I love doing this. Especially older books. the smell of old books is like crack I smell every new book I get. they smell delicious
thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
We’ll grow until our bones ache and our skin wrinkles and our hair goes white,...– Lauren DeStefano, from Sever (via the-final-sentence)
bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
sincerelygoodbye: snanniewoe: romancndleheart: tonyhawksunderground2: DO THIS TRUST ME IT’S AWESOME WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER! This is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in my life, I was smiling the entire time.
youbetter-runlike-thedevil: stormpooper: zooeyclairedeschanel: stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even believe in urself is that a lawn mower flying no, it’s a lawn mower following its dreams
15hypens: in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class...
nikaalexandra: do you ever hear someone’s name and just
me: *does weird things when home alone*
me: I bet there's hidden cameras
legolast: my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
Your Everlasting Light: mypatronusisyou:... →
mypatronusisyou: wallflower615: mypatronusisyou: instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes or just ban girls from being complete sluts it’s the boys who are “being distracted” by what the girls are wearing to…
AT HOME YOGA STARTER KIT!
yogainifiit: WHAT YOU’LL NEED! 1. get your mat! *if you dont have a mat yet, use a blanket* 2. lots of water! 3. yourself! YOUTUBE CHANNELS TO FOLLOW! Sattva Yoga omshop Tara Stiles Duncan Yoga Genghis Girl Do Yoga With Me MY RECOMMEND VIDEOS! Hatha Yoga Full 30 Minutes (Love this video!) 45 minute Buttkickin’ Power Yoga Flow
RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD